surfing

now this is an amazing sport. a unique sport. a sport i really don't understand. think about it. what's cool about it is that it has a very simple recipe to enjoy. first, you find a person to do it. then you add this long board that has been shaped into a weird shape. you then add an ocean - preferably one that has waves over three feet tall. next you remove common sense from the person - there's sharks out there. add one life guard that knows mouth-to-mouth for when the board hits the person on the head. mix in a whole bunch of sand that gets everywhere - i mean everywhere - into every body cavity, every article of clothing the surfer is wearing, into your hair, under your fingernails - everywhere. finally you add sunscreen that washes off after the first attempted ride and aloe to soothe the sunburn that you got because the sunscreen is floating in the water. and what do you get? fun, fun, fun! so, if you want to make the effort and the expense - go for it. personally, i found something more simpler and fun - hangin with Jesus